should get it from Paul ...? I was thinking about public restrooms.
do not know why, I was reminded last night in a moment of discomfort, probably. It is usually at the worst that comes out of my taste for the gorge.
And I wondered: why? Yes, because
are always so
obscene?
There are three types of public toilets
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the bathroom of the restaurant : generally differentiated by sex, almost always quite clean. Ok, certainly not like the bathroom of my house (like the water in the bathroom of my house there is none. Every time I sit on it, it seems tailor-made for me. Neither too high nor too basso. Pulito. Rilassante. Aaah. Una vera soddisfazione.). Però, contando che in una sera ci andranno almeno una cinquantina di commensali, lo trovo discreto. Utilizzabile.
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il bagno del bar/disco/locale in generale: spesso non differenziato per sesso,
sempre osceno. Ma io dico:
TU che, prima di andare in un
bar/disco/locale in generale , sei andato a mangiarti una pizza. E hai pisciato prima in pizzeria e poi nel
bar/disco/locale in generale dove hai deciso di terminare la tua serata. Perchè devi pisciare in modo diverso? Cosa ti induce a farlo? Perchè in pizzeria centri correttamente il buco del water, mentre nel bagno del
bar/disco/locale generally your pee hole where it becomes everything that falls in the set {BATHROOM - WATER}? The bath
bar / disk / local in general still sucks. I always find
hairs everywhere. The flush is pulled on time (and forget about those who preceded me, for failure of the device). Pee and toilet paper under the sink. But how the hell you pee, you?
And above all, pissing at home like that?!
Because if I were your mom, just see a drop of urine or if you notice that the toilet has not been pulled, you shoot me your ears (and more) and I'll lick it all. There is no one who is not able to pee in a humane way
and civil.
I do not know if this is rude / uncaring attitude, a real inability to pee (I suggest a crash course instantly) or too much alcohol in their system, making it more unstable equilibrium and an unbridled desire to return to the days of pre-hominids (aka
monkeys).
In any case, you need help.
I need help. Because I have a bladder
mignon and after one glass of water escapes me pee urgently. And each time, it becomes an agony. Because every point in the bathroom turns into a skull. I see death everywhere. I would be equipped with super-power fluctuation
. In order to achieve the pee suspended in midair. And I'm sure that even so, I can not mess around.
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bathroom cabinet (the typical open-air events): this is the absolute worst. That is, you can not even define
bathroom, from. You must be joking. 30cm wide, 40 deep. No light inside. With that subspecies of water, but I do not know even what to call it. A valve attached to one side, left there at the event. From
chills. If you decide to take advantage of the evening's dark outside, inside is black. In short: you're fucked. Here, the pre-hominid pisciatore is almost justified. Or a cat has a view and see well in darkness or you piss on your shoes. One of two things can be done. There is no way out. Are you an expert in the bathroom cabinet
or you get on great with physics, you can also do a rough guess at the last minute and save. "So, the hole in the water should be three paces from the door, the sink should be half me arm on the right. Now, if I make a couple of steps forward I should be able to avoid touching the water with the body and bending slightly tilted forward at an angle of about 37 ° with the floor, I could hit it. " That is, 'Fuck! I, as a woman and I have to pee almost
sit, how do I pee in a bathroom like this? As soon as I turn to Start pouring phase of folding, I have already lost their bearings and at least something will go wrong.
And then, I have always wondered, but in the bathroom cabinet, where does our
needs?
I missed everything about the 'smell
of these processes is a terrible thing because often devastating. You irritates the respiratory tract. I highly recommend to pee in
apnea, always.
It is in these moments of need
that reminds me of the Advertising Glade Micro Spray. And I would also like to run and go get it from Paul, but then a doubt assails me: Paul will piss so decent? I
stinks so much fake.