Saturday, August 28, 2010

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Law Abiding Citizen-PRIVATE JUSTICE



There are movies worse than just bad movies.
usually put those things in this prestigious category foul calls unnecessary film: I pay the ticket, I enter the room, I see it, I say "cute ...", I sit down to take a Coca Cola, I remember what he said in the Pimpa I read a book five years but not what happened 10 minutes before the screen.
Alzheimer? It could also be.
Yet there is something that is even lower than the useless.
are films with the final throw in the toilet.
I have a good idea for a feature film, I try not to find a producer (and some would no doubt come to me because of the amount of filth produced in America), seeking a director and a cast but as I finish writing the script I get struck by lightning diarrhea, so I write the final 10 pages in three rows thick on a thick piece of toilet paper. Virtually
: there are Jamie Foxx with his hanging drawn with a ruler and the horns and Gerard Butler that is, as usual, the Stallion de noartri transparencies or hard-eyed as needed and a little 'crooked-mouth grin-smile that never hurts.
Gerardo Buttero kill his wife and child and he does not take it so well because justice is disgusting and the Fox is a lawyer who can the plea agreement to one of the two killers. This
Kurt Wimmer (writer and director of such masterpieces as Equilibrium and Ultraviolet) looks like a genius scopiazzatura without citation of sources, so put down yet another story of revenge and personal view that even the advertising stravista Findus. But Kurt
for an hour and a half knows how to be loving, and spares no one even seems to feel a certain sadism and killing people who actually misses a cock in business and maybe also knows acting contrary to his wife and daughter Foxx, veterans from "The tree blue, happy place, the tree is blue instead of friends."
Then the drama.
The writer-producer (if there was was a real kick in the ass some producer would give him at least) is attacked by the mysterious intestinal virus.
"something will happen to the Bible," is the last sentence in the script written by a man still sane.
And you expect something really ever seen something special.
Sure, there were already some signs: the mayor acts like a madman making the curfew to the entire city because they are dead six attorneys and the family of Ray Charles White seems that the mill but otherwise everything flows almost to perfection.
Last 10 minutes: for the last 600 seconds Kurt makes good on paper something that is nothing short of obscene.
I wish I could write what happens but for the little taste I have left I will not.
trust that someone like me has seen anything really on a cinema screen forget it as soon as possible and replace it with the end-all, and I say that everyone would have liked.
So you still have not seen such carnage do something.
Go see "private justice" and an hour and 35 left the room and imagine your perfect end: do not worry no one is sure to be scrawled on toilet paper by Kurt Wimmer.
He and his cello.
an idea for where I put them in a scene after the credits I have. What
I want my private justice.

DIRECTOR: F. Gary Gray
GENRE: Triller
YEAR: 2010
RATING: 4

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